Welcome to my web page. I'm in the process of maintaining this web page right now. Please feel free to enjoy it right now, while it undergoes some construction (like every other web page on the internet. For that matter why don't we dispense with these annoying little 'page under construction' animated images?).
![[a picture of me, about to break my neck]](pics/swing.jpg)
Do you ever yearn for the day when web pages were grey? Do you remember when paranoia.com was still around? How many people do you know who can tell you that Yahoo! stands for Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Oracle?I forgot why I put this here.